6802 hackers make great use of the SEX instruction.
69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
A bisexual is a man who likes girls as well as the next fellow.
A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.
A hand in a bird is worth two on 'er bush.
A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.
A hard man is good to find.
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
A man never minds being in the doghouse as long as he can get his tail outside.
A man who likes to lie in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.
A midget had a date with a very tall girl.  It was a quiff-hanger.
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa.
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
A virgin is chaste.
A virginal is a harpsichord that has never been plucked.
A.I. hackers do it with robots.
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?
Ah spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.
All I really want in life is a piece and some quiet.
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.
APL hackers take all they want.
Apple owners do it with mice!
As long as your ass is pointed at the ground, don't fuck with me.
Ass, grass or gas... nobody rides for free!
Assassins do it from behind.
Attractive bisexual young woman seeks same for high mellow times.
B4 I4Q, RU/18 QT 3.1415926535?
Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).
BEAT ME, BITE ME, WHIP ME, FUCK ME!!!
Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, make me write bad checks!
Bend over and take it like a man!
Bi now, gay later!
Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.
Call for Ms. Lingus, Ms. Connie Lingus...
Chaste makes waste.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!
Coito ergo sum.
Communists do it without class.
Computer scientists are programmed to do it by macro insertion.
Conserve energy -- make love more slowly.
Couples in motion have moments.
Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
Dial 911.  Make a cop come.
Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Do not stoop to tie your laces in your neighbor's melon patch.
Do something big -- fuck a giant.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!
Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.
EE's do it without shorts.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Floppy now, hard later.
For a gay time, call 555-9483.  Ask for Brucie.
For a good time, call 555-9484.  Ask for Cathy.
For a good time, call 555-9485.  Ask for Michael.
Gardeners do it in raised beds.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
Girls are like pianos.  When they're not upright, they're grand!
Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them.
Hackers do it bottom-up.
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers have kernel knowledge.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Hang gliders go down very slowly.
He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now.
He was not only a great swordsman, but also a cunning linguist.
He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."
Heisenberg may have done it.
Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.
How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?
"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
"I own my own body, but I share"
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
I wouldn't fuck her with your prick.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.
If you could get an erection, you would have no need for Emacs.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.
It is better to have a positive Wasserman than never to have loved at all.
It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.
It's easy to make a friend.  What's hard is to make a stranger.
It's hard to keep a good girl down -- but lots of fun trying.
It's not pretty being easy.
It's not the ups and downs of love, it's the ins and outs.
It's the sighs that count.
Kamikazes do it once.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Let a Field Service Engineer put it in.
Lick-a-dee-clit!
Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it) ...
Lisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper.
Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
Love is eating her even when she's not having her period.
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.
Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
Make war not sex.  (It's safer.)
Many nice things suck.
Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Meanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin' their dates!
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
Moustache rides, 50 cents.
My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.
My sex life hasn't been so good; either fist or famine.
National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.  Watch who you sleep with.
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Nice computers don't go down.
Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.
Nybble me...  Byte me...  Unsigned long int me...
Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.
Once upon a girl there was a time...
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
One of the most expensive things in life is a girl who is free for the evening.
One should be cherry of virgins.
Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!
Ooops.  Gotta run.  My dog wants sex.  Later.
Operators mount anything!
Painters do it with even strokes.
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love.
Physicists do it with charm.
Politicians do it to everyone.
Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.
Pregnancy begins with a single sell.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Programmers do it until it goes down.
Programmers get overlaid.
Reach out and fuck someone.
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
Rogue players do it with all sorts of different animals.
Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.
Runners do it alone.
Satyrs have more faun.
Save a forest - eat a beaver!
Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
Sex and drugs and UNIX.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex is a biological function; kissing is a committment.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is better than grass, if you have the right pusher.
Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right.
Sex is just one damp thing after another.
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Sex is what women have and men want.
Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
So, how's your love life?  Still holding your own?
Sodomy is a pain in the ass.
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians probably do it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!!!
Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.
Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?
The country girl who became a city madam has obviously gone from rags to rigids.
The fucking ain't worth the fighting.
The good news is that the horse is dead, but your mother's pregnant.
The harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.
The honeymoon is over when a quickie before dinner refers to a short drink.
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
The penis mightier than the sword.
The reason that sex is so popular is that it's centrally located.
The REVERSE function works on the opposite SEXPR.
The Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed.
The three faithful things in life are money, a dog and an old woman.
The three most important parts of a stove: lifter, leg, and poker.
Then there was the girl who was engaged to a gymnast -- 'til he broke it off.
There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.
There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us!
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
Thou shalt not omit adultery.
To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
To be the kind of girl designed to be kissed between the thighs.
Tri Delts; everyone else has.
Unix programmers do it with pipes.
Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"
Well, didja wake up grouchy or did you let her sleep?
What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.
Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.
When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.
When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.
When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
Whenever someone tells you to "take it like a man" it usually means up your ass.
While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.
Why, Good Morning!  I'm the bluebird of fellatio!
With a bushel of apples, you can have a hell of a time with the doctor's wife.
Women Unite!  Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!
Working here is like a pregnancy.  After nine months you wish you hadn't come.
Writers do it between periods.
You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
You are loved by the multitudes.  Have you been to the clinic lately?
You might get caught holding the bag.  Say she's your sister.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
Yuck Foo.
As they say about Dungeons and Dragons, "Life's a die, and then you bitch."
Better a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on a Honda.
Blow it out your ass!
Confucius say too damn much!
"Dammit, man, that's unprofessional!  A good bartender laughs anyway!"
DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man a helluva big nuisance.
Eat shit and die a virgin!
Fig Newton.
Fuck art; let's dance!
Fuck off and die!
Fuck you and anybody who looks like you.
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!
GET OFF THE FUCKING SYSTEM THIS INSTANT, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.
I came; I saw; I fucked up.
I love this fucking University, and this University loves fucking me.
I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.
If it's not one thing, it's a mother.
If life's a piece of shit, Calculus III is the spoon.
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
If you don't ride a camel to work, you ain't Sheeite.
It may not be funny, but it's damned amusing!
It's a bitch being butch.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
It's so fuckin' great to be alive!
Life is a bitch, but the puppies can be cute.
Life isn't a bitch.  Life is a virgin.  A bitch is easy.
Moody bitch with attitude, seeks nice, good-looking guy to dump on.
No matter how clever the hardware boys are, the software boys piss it away.
Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
Old mercenaries never die.  They go to hell and regroup.
Pardon me, sir, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.
Shit happens.
Success has many fathers, but failure is a bastard.
The difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck".
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you're going to get.
The time has come for kicking ass and taking names.
The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
This is National Smokers-Are-Shits Week.
Today is gonna be one helluva week!
VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?
We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
What the fuck, over?
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
When the shit hits the fan, keep your mouth shut!
Where the hell is Wall Drug?
Who took the MMMMMM out of MURINE?
Winning isn't everything, but losing really sucks.
You can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.
You have been bitchy since Tuesday and you'll probably get fired today.
You should be a hemorrhoid, you're such a pain in the ass.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Crush!  Kill!  Destroy!
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?  _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!!
Eat the rich -- the poor are tough and stringy.
Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.
Guns don't kill people.  Bullets kill people.
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
Have you flogged your kid today?
He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
Help Stamp Out Rape!  (Say Yes.)
Hire the handicapped -- they're fun to watch!
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
I have a very firm grasp on reality!  I can reach out and strangle it any time!
Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.
Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out.
Kill a commie for Christ!
Kill a commy for your mommy.
Knights are hardly worth it.  I mean, all that shell and so little meat...
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Negotiate, my ass!  Let's kill something!
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never say "Oops" in an operating room.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
Note to myself: use real bullets next time.
Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
Nuke the unborn gay female whales for Jesus.
Nuke them till they glow, then shoot them in the dark.
Only way to open lips of pigeon: sledgehammer.
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.
Psychics will soon lead dogs to your body.
Save the whales.  Club a seal instead.
Support mental health or I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Support the American Kidney Foundation.  Don't wear your motorcycle helmet.
"The hell with the prime directive!  Let's kill something!"
Warning: Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again.
We are simple killers of people and destroyers of property.
When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Where there's a whip there's a way.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
A joint is just tea for two.
A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
But these pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years.
Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
Cocaine: using tomorrow's energy today.
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
Give me libertines or give me meth.
Give me Librium or give me Meth.
If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.
If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
Marijuana is nature's way of saying, "Hi!".
Reality is a cop-out for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.